He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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