so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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