I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
Randomize
