last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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