Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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