If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
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we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
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I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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