woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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