In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
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Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
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this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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