I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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