Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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