so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
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He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
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In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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