you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Tornado booty call.. dedication
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
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