Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
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