I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
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My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
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How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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