She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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