Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
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I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
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okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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