i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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