yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
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halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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