why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
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What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
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Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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