i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
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Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
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if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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