I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
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Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
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I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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