What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
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Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
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nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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