Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
