one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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