we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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