Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
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I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
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Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
My vagina is very pro this idea
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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