you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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