yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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