a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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