Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
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