At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
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