After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest