I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
you traded sex for a burrito?
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
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