There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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