He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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