You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Randomize
