woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
she pinky promised me she was 18
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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