Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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