I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
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he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
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I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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