Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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