He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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