If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
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