Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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