There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Swine flu. Run for my life!
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
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gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
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Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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