my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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