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just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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