it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
sarcasm needs its own font
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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