Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
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my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
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Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
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