This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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