do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
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keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
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Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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