oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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