singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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