I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I think weed is turning my hair brown
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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