i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
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That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
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He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
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