i don't like sucking hair
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
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Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
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Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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