Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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